50 Best Funny Valentines Day Quotes 2019 – Wife, Friends, Family

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Every year on February 14th, people honor their love for one another by spending time together, sending flowers and sharing messages of love. The ritual of expressing love and affection goes far beyond the courtly love of Chaucer’s time. He may have been the first person to link the Catholic Saint Valentine with romance, but today Valentine’s Day is a time to show appreciation for family and friends as well.

 

Funny Valentines Day Quotes 2019

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

 

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.

 

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

 

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

 

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

 

Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!

 

February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine’s Day on the 14th. I know it’s still a ways off, but I just can’t wait. Janice, if you’re watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment?

 

Every year, girls are like, ‘This is the year I get diamonds!’ And guys are like, ‘This is the year I get a blowjob!’ Everybody’s disappointed.

 

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

 

Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

 

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

 

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.

 

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

 

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

 

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

 

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

 

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